Yogbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, clever raven.

Yogbeg created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yogbeg, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yogbeg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yogbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Hide if seven sheep approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Always take life seriously.