Gigpoplin is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, loving
manatee.
Gigpoplin created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigpoplin, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Gigpoplin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Gigpoplin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Gigpoplin's Holy Commandments1. Never run in the presence of snakes.
2. Never jump near porpoises.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not speak about turnips.
5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.