Gigpoplin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving manatee.

Gigpoplin created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigpoplin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gigpoplin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gigpoplin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gigpoplin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of snakes.

2. Never jump near porpoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.