Stanponfod is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful
grasshopper.
Stanponfod created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Stanponfod, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Stanponfod, it will turn you into a mouse.
Stanponfod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Stanponfod's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Stanponfod.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not eat garlic.
4. Never hurt dogs.
5. Always help rats.