Stragvagjam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic pigeon.

Stragvagjam created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragvagjam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragvagjam, it will make you grow a tail.

Stragvagjam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stragvagjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the north.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.