Talwotmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, deceitful fox.

Talwotmon created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Talwotmon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Talwotmon, it will turn you into a goat.

Talwotmon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Talwotmon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Talwotmon.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not speak about bread.
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