Vengepjop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet gnu.

Vengepjop created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vengepjop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vengepjop, she will ignore you.

Vengepjop's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vengepjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from red dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Vengepjop loves badgers, so they must be honoured.