Rotbassfen Ratnakgovcadhimnadripmum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody fairy.

Rotbassfen Ratnakgovcadhimnadripmum created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbassfen Ratnakgovcadhimnadripmum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotbassfen Ratnakgovcadhimnadripmum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rotbassfen Ratnakgovcadhimnadripmum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rotbassfen Ratnakgovcadhimnadripmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Never paint your head orange.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never talk about horses.