Rawvognel Hadtabcidneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous owl.

Rawvognel Hadtabcidneg created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawvognel Hadtabcidneg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawvognel Hadtabcidneg, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rawvognel Hadtabcidneg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rawvognel Hadtabcidneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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