Stafbanomt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident finch.

Stafbanomt created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafbanomt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafbanomt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stafbanomt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Stafbanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt mice.