Gutxucboss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful sheep.

Gutxucboss created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gutxucboss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gutxucboss, it will torture you forever.

Gutxucboss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gutxucboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Do not commit murder.