Cudhubsandnart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cudhubsandnart created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhubsandnart, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudhubsandnart, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cudhubsandnart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cudhubsandnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.