Madpasgab Kaptunmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing wyrm.

Madpasgab Kaptunmil created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Madpasgab Kaptunmil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Madpasgab Kaptunmil, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Madpasgab Kaptunmil's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Madpasgab Kaptunmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the east.

3. Never sit in the presence of swans.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never talk about fire.