Wipciblid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy mole.

Wipciblid created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipciblid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipciblid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wipciblid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wipciblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Never wear shorts.