Wigafbif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm slug.

Wigafbif created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigafbif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wigafbif, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wigafbif's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wigafbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never paint your face orange.