Listnurstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful lion.

Listnurstaf created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listnurstaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listnurstaf, she will send minions to preach to you.

Listnurstaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Listnurstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Listnurstaf on top of important buildings.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the west.