Mabflagvonklig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever donkey.

Mabflagvonklig created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabflagvonklig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabflagvonklig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mabflagvonklig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mabflagvonklig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide from mauve snails for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if eight cats approach from the north.

4. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.

5. Always wear black.