Fagdontal is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless gerbil.

Fagdontal created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagdontal, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fagdontal, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fagdontal's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fagdontal's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagdontal.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Fagdontal on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Pray towards the south.