Tonboptab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful yak.

Tonboptab created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonboptab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tonboptab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tonboptab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tonboptab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Run away if four snails approach from the south.