Tabarmhub Kinbaggub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring badger.

Tabarmhub Kinbaggub created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabarmhub Kinbaggub, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabarmhub Kinbaggub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tabarmhub Kinbaggub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tabarmhub Kinbaggub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Retreat if six doves approach from the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Hide if five turtles approach from the south.