Bunyarlgom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving hippopotamus.

Bunyarlgom created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyarlgom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunyarlgom, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bunyarlgom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bunyarlgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Bunyarlgom on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunyarlgom.

5. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.