Babparkmumvinlopbessbegont is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Babparkmumvinlopbessbegont created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babparkmumvinlopbessbegont, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Babparkmumvinlopbessbegont, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Babparkmumvinlopbessbegont's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Babparkmumvinlopbessbegont's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.