Bapmumbetwaphinsanddun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident ferret.

Bapmumbetwaphinsanddun created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bapmumbetwaphinsanddun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bapmumbetwaphinsanddun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bapmumbetwaphinsanddun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bapmumbetwaphinsanddun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away if four geese approach from the east.

5. Always help sick ducks.