Cepdutdag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced troll.

Cepdutdag created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Cepdutdag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepdutdag, it will come to you in dreams.

Cepdutdag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cepdutdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not make images of living things.