Jinmegfen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane swallow.

Jinmegfen created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinmegfen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jinmegfen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jinmegfen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jinmegfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if nine manatees approach from the east.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jinmegfen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not stand on grass.