Bonkgadgebstip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident aardvark.

Bonkgadgebstip created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgadgebstip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkgadgebstip, he will destroy your home planet.

Bonkgadgebstip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bonkgadgebstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.

4. Hide if three porpoises approach from the south.

5. Always help monkeys.