Bagtettizig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental finch.

Bagtettizig created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagtettizig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bagtettizig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bagtettizig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bagtettizig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help mites.

4. Never wear indigo scarves.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.