Zigfidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate bat.

Zigfidgar created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigfidgar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zigfidgar, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zigfidgar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zigfidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your hands orange.

3. Never wear violet boots.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zigfidgar on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Zigfidgar's priests.