Gansasbad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional centipede.

Gansasbad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gansasbad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gansasbad, she will manifest in front of you.

Gansasbad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gansasbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.