Tarlungom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring coyote.

Tarlungom created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarlungom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarlungom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tarlungom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tarlungom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarlungom.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tarlungom.

5. Never talk about seals.