Gompogfas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm wasp.

Gompogfas created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gompogfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gompogfas, he will not care.

Gompogfas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gompogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about galaxies.