Tailbunjin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy ant.

Tailbunjin created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbunjin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tailbunjin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tailbunjin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tailbunjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.