Wodcitrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating hedgehog.

Wodcitrat created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcitrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodcitrat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wodcitrat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wodcitrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.