Vedhuddud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful snake.

Vedhuddud created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedhuddud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedhuddud, he will be very sad.

Vedhuddud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vedhuddud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vedhuddud on top of all buildings.