Listbonmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless pigeon.

Listbonmeg created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbonmeg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listbonmeg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Listbonmeg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Listbonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.

3. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

4. Never paint your face red.

5. Never talk about fire.