Dinzedsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awesome bird.

Dinzedsis created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinzedsis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dinzedsis, she will strike you with lightening.

Dinzedsis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dinzedsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Dinzedsis on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinzedsis.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.