Donmeghunjam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident crocodile.

Donmeghunjam created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Donmeghunjam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donmeghunjam, he will think nothing of it.

Donmeghunjam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Donmeghunjam's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.