Rul is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, stupid penguin.

Rul created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rul, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rul, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rul's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Run away from black swans, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.