Larpsugstipfidzog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow zebra.

Larpsugstipfidzog created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Larpsugstipfidzog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larpsugstipfidzog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larpsugstipfidzog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Larpsugstipfidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Larpsugstipfidzog on top of important buildings.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always stare at clouds.