Mignadrull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic goat.

Mignadrull created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mignadrull, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mignadrull, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mignadrull's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mignadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mignadrull.

3. Mignadrull must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.