Rigbonkruttbom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy tortoise.

Rigbonkruttbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbonkruttbom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigbonkruttbom, it will turn you into a duck.

Rigbonkruttbom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rigbonkruttbom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.