Rullxucbumtap Dot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest finch.

Rullxucbumtap Dot created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullxucbumtap Dot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullxucbumtap Dot, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rullxucbumtap Dot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rullxucbumtap Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.