Gubflyril is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical snake.

Gubflyril created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubflyril, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubflyril, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gubflyril's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gubflyril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Gubflyril loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.