Midnurlkan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic weasel.

Midnurlkan created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnurlkan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midnurlkan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Midnurlkan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Midnurlkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.