Venfutwon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful hedgehog.

Venfutwon created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Venfutwon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Venfutwon, he will turn you into a duck.

Venfutwon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Venfutwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from turquoise shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about amino acids.