Damjaphud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing skunk.

Damjaphud created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damjaphud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Damjaphud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Damjaphud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Damjaphud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. You must love Damjaphud.

5. Never talk about capybaras.