Mifflantim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent warg.

Mifflantim created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflantim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mifflantim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mifflantim's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mifflantim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.