Fardonnil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish ferret.

Fardonnil created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fardonnil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fardonnil, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fardonnil's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fardonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Fardonnil six times a day.

5. Do not hurt snails.