Xuctapsigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, annoying walrus.

Xuctapsigceb created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Xuctapsigceb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuctapsigceb, she will come to you in dreams.

Xuctapsigceb's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Xuctapsigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never skip near great tits.