Pomxuctim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty frog.

Pomxuctim created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomxuctim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomxuctim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pomxuctim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pomxuctim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pomxuctim.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.