Zedgodfagstip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident clam.

Zedgodfagstip created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedgodfagstip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zedgodfagstip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedgodfagstip's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zedgodfagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Zedgodfagstip loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide from mauve badgers for they are unholy.